Friday, 17 December 2010

Sue's Corner- The Hair

A week-long celebration of the fierce Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch). Whether you're a Gleek or not, you gotta love the woman.


Move over Chuck Norris, Sue's in town!


I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds laying sulphorous eggs in there. And I find it disgusting! 


You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enourmous amounts of product. I mean today it just looks like you put lard in it.

I want to bring some Asian cookery to rub your head with. Because right now you've got enough product in your hair to season a wok.


To be honest Will, I'm having a really difficult time hearing anything you have to say today. Because your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing songs about living on the bayou.

Oh hey, William. I thought I smelt cookies wafting from the ovens of little elves who live in your hair.




Outstanding!

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